Let us take a moment to recall Cain ́s slop
Besotted on Luluwa ́s sweet nectar he demolished Able ́s skull
And the hemoglobins were sucked up by a parched earth
And guess what happened next?
God got his panties in a bunch
To be fair his rationale isn ́t without merit
Need I remind you of the time a snake turnt out Eve?
Nachash slipped old gal the segmented tongue
Of course an intoxicating apple took the blame
You see, God ́s proven to be vindictive and vexing
An impotent clown with tantrums moonlighting as the divine
But heś just a petty parcel of ordure